Here’s 2 songs by Radiohead that I’ve really liked. Note that Radiohead have too many hits to be listed here one by one.

No Surprises

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Looks like I’ve got to control my content on this blog, due to some visitors that I didn’t expect.

Alright folks, here’s a little dish that will definitely stir up your taste buds, rock your tongues, and blow your minds.

Whatever you have learned in primary school about salad, forget it. Discard it. This, ladies & gentlemen, is gonna make you wish that your 1st taste of any salad, is this salad.

Ingredients for ‘The Salad’
The ‘must haves’:
Some iceberg lettuce
Italian dressing
1 sausage
Some tuna
1 egg

The ‘up to yous’:
Ham
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Miscellaneous

Ingredients for ‘The Italian Dressing’
Apple cider vinegar
Olive oil
Sugar
Salt

Instructions:
Firstly, you gotta make ‘The Italian Dressing’.

Mix the vinegar & olive oil with a ratio of 3:2, then add in several spoons of salt & sugar. Not too much though, else it will either be too salty & sweet.

I would suggest placing ‘The Italian Dressing’ in a bottle, which you would then shake vigorously, until all contents are properly mixed.

Boil the egg & sausage, and slice up the lettuce. Cut up hard boiled egg & sausage, then mix them together with the sliced up lettuce. Add in a little Tuna, then stir contents again.

Lastly, poke a hole through the bottle cap, then sprinkle/squirt ‘The Italian Dressing’ onto contents. Stir some more.

Voila, you’ve just made yourself ‘The Salad’.

The best thing, is that you can add as much extra ingredients as you want to enhance the salad’s flavor. Slices of tomatoes, cucumbers, ham all work perfectly. Even the amount of ‘The Italian Dressing’ is only limited to you wildest imaginations.

A perfect appetizer that precedes a main course, a perfect dinner for the diet savvy, & also a perfect starter for parties that will satisfy both the strict vegetarian, or the carnivorous meat eater.

Have fun!

I was having dinner with Sam & Yew Meng one fine evening, and Sam brought up something so important, so drastic, that has left all our memories. Something that might actually alter the course of history forever, and literally wipe mankind off the face of the earth.

I’m talking about - The Chicken Revolution.

Imagine this scenario:
1. Let’s say each chicken rice stall sells 20 chickens a day.

2. What about chicken rice stalls? Let’s put it at 20,000 stalls around the whole of Malaysia.
3. Multiply that, you get 400,000 chickens everyday.
4. How about other shops/eateries that sell chickens? KFC, Kenny Rogers’ Roasters, and many other shops sell chicken too. That might actually add up to about 800,000 chickens, give and take.

800,000 chickens a day! And that is just a conservative number.

Take that, and multiply by 30 days, you’ll get 24 million. 24 million chickens a month!

Malaysia has a population of about 28 million. With a little more reproduction effort, the chickens could easily match that.

Then, slowly they’ll take over the world. They’ll stalk our children, they’ll force men into slavery, and they’ll make our women knit them tiny little sweaters to fit their wings. They’ll take the word “chicks” very literally!

But all is not lost.

Mankind has proven time and time again, that we are at our strongest in times of adversity. We will not back down, we will persevere.

We will step up our efforts in eating more chickens, making sure the chickens do not over populate us.

For those who like it crispy, go to KFC. For those who like it roasted, go to Kenny Rogers. For those who like it cheap, go get a plate of chicken rice. And make sure you add some char siew. Don’t be be complacent and think that the pigs aren’t thinking of the very same thing.

Let’s unite and not let anyone take our land!

“We’re coming after you!”