Here’s the addendum to Murphy’s Law which I got in the mail.

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Random Numbers - when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

4. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

5. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in comfortable warm water, the telephone rings.

6. Law of the Result - When you try to show the repairman that a machine won’t work, it will.

7. Law of the Theater - The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

8. The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your client will call and ask something which will last until the coffee is cold.

9. Murphy’s Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

10. Law of Logical Argument - Everything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

11. Doctors’ Law - By the time you get to the clinic, you’ll feel better and the doctor say’s nothing is wrong with you.

Wingman

or

Wingman?